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Radio Play Assignment Matt Steel

Jack: Did they give you guys ketchup?
Ormr: Man, you didn’t even get fries.
Jack: Yeah dude, but the lady serving me didn’t bag it, why didn’t I get ketchup?
Ormr: Does it matter? You still don’t have fries to put ketchup on, stop whining.
Jack: Stingy old bag.
Steve: Hey, pass that ball bro. Who’s down on some Bump?
Ormr: Shot second.
Jack: Third for sure, I’ll be back real quick.
Ormr: Smoke before he gets back?
Steve: Yeah for sure, five says you’re going to bum one
Ormr: you know it, the five’s you know where.
Steve: Lucky we’re in the smoke pit ‘else I’d beat it out of you.
Ormr: Keep that up and we’ll have a deja vu of last week, scrub.
Steve: Man, I had my cast on.
Ormr: Jokes.
Ormr: You know where Jack ran off to?
Steve: He’s inside somewhere, maybe he’s grabbing food in the caff or using the washroom or something.
Ormr: Bump’s trash with two’s, how ‘bout that butt?
Steve: Yeah man, you got a spark?

*Nearby shouting*
Ormr: You heard that too, right?
Steve: Yeah man, something’s going down in the smoke pit. Let’s go find Jack and check it out.

Jack: What's wrong with you guys?
Ormr: Nothing's wrong, hurry up dude. Everyone’s watching something in the pit, we gotta' go check it out.
Jack: Watching what?
Ormr: I don't know dude, looks like everyone’s circled around a fight. Look.
Jack: There's no fight, people are throwing shit at someone.
Ormr: It looked like one, not everyone can be a giant.
Jack: I'm not a giant, you're just a gnome.
Ormr: Yeah alright Godzilla, let's push through these juniors and see what's happening. 'Scuse me guys.

*Laughing, shouting*
Steve: Why's that old broad picking up that change? She looks decrepit.
Dylan: The crazy bitch is up three fifty!
Jack: What are you sayin' dude, really throwing change at that hurtin' lady?
Dylan: She's nuts and I've only got another two quarter's left so chill, watch when I toss it at her, she’ll go crazy and run for it.
Jack: This is ridiculous, tell your scrub friends to cut the shit before I do.
Steve: You kids are brutal.
Dylan: You're jokes buddy, huge kid's all talk.
Jack: Call me huge again you goof and see what happens.
Dylan: I don't want to fight you dude, you need to chill.
Ormr: Dude called you a goof and you say he's all talk, do something about it.
Dylan: I'm not fighting you dude. I've got to go to class early, no beef.

Jack: That really puts me off man, kid's a joke. Honestly, who throws shit at poor people.
Steve: It's good, he looked like he was going to pass out when you called him a goof.
*Bell*
Jack: I've gotta' get to horticulture, someone hit me up after school.
Steve: Will do. Oms, skip third and grab some subway?
Ormr: I've skipped science three times since Monday, I've gotta' go at least once.
Steve: I'll buy your broke self a subway melt.
Ormr: And a drink?
Steve: Stingy goof.
Ormr: Alright, sounds like a plan dude - But I'm drivin'.